Well I'm leaving on a trip with my friend and I...
Watching Inglorious Bastards with my brother and...
je n'aime pas pants
Having someone to kiss under the mistletoe would...
Happy Festivus Everyone!
Off to buy a shit load of candy canes!
It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when...– Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
emonerdcorp:chelseaalltogether:supersonicelectronic: SNL Digital Short: Tizzle Wizzle Show - Jammies! HAHAHA PLEASE WATCH THIS!!! I have been looking for this. I flipped my shit when I watched this. I thought I would die laughing.
SYNONYMS FOR VAGINA
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Ugh, when I finally decided I would do it
he wouldn’t pick up his damn phone.