December 2009
Well I'm leaving on a trip with my friend and I...
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Watching Inglorious Bastards with my brother and...
je n'aime pas pants
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Having someone to kiss under the mistletoe would...
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Happy Festivus Everyone!
Off to buy a shit load of candy canes!
It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when...
– Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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SNL Digital Short: Tizzle Wizzle Show - Jammies!
HAHAHA PLEASE WATCH THIS!!!
I have been looking for this. I flipped my shit when I watched this. I thought I would die laughing.
SYNONYMS FOR VAGINA
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Ugh, when I finally decided I would do it
he wouldn’t pick up his damn phone.