I'm sorry and I know I'm a jerk and an aweful...
I'm cold, snuggle time?
(via lyricallies) More like Snuggie time! haha sorry I couldn’t resist.
O Captain! My Captain!
reluctantbuddha: O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done; The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won; The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring: But O heart! heart! heart! O the bleeding drops of red, Where on the deck my Captain lies, Fallen cold and dead. O Captain! my Captain! rise up...
Thunder crashes all around me and I have never...
Go around the block, get yourself an ice cream. Smile when they hand it to you,...– Eric Darby (via a-beautiful-mess)
Home is not where you live but where they understand you.– Christian Morgenstern (via kari-shma) And my home feels so far away at times.
For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to...– Douglas Adams (via fuckyeahdouglasadams)
We just talk about the simple things, and yet that...
thatjeffreykid:(via potterhead) WHERE? Under my bed. She’s stuck. When you come to get her could you bring a crowbar? thanks.
Just finished listening to Fredrick Douglas, I...
maryclare:fmylife: Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Suicide hotline, please hold
Top 10 Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
lyricallies:patricc:sammybam:rona10:iluvthee:kimioh:beneathmybones:brendaurie:blameme:alison89: 10. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. 9. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. 8. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. 7. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us...
See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only...– Douglas Adams (via fuckyeahdouglasadams)
I am done copying down Scratch and Dent Dreams,...
Why do you follow me?
I JUST ATE A GRAPE AND I
(via thatjeffreykid) Jized in my pants!
I never wear makeup
lyricallies: Except for recitals. Same here! but instead of recitals it’s spirit week. Or when tied down to a chair…
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Sometimes I like the silence. It makes every...
This is the second sweet 16 party in two weeks...
How formal is semi-formal?
Softer than the twang of a cobweb.