mliaverage: Today, I walked around the mall saying to random people “Hey, you dropped your pocket.” and getting a good laugh every time they looked. I then passed a guy who not only didn’t fall for it, but responded “I don’t think so, but your socks are untied.” I looked. He wins. MLIA
mliaverage: Yesterday, I went to a Twilight convention dressed as Harry Potter. Needless to say, multiple Edward Cullen’s told me to leave. I asked if I could stay if I was wearing my invisibility cloak. They were not amused. MLIA
I met a man with a thousand kites yesterday. He...
I have a wait for it POCKET GINGER!!!!!!! He’s a small freshman ginger. He doesn’t yet know that he resides in my pocket.
Cats and sharks?
I promise I will be on more once I get my computer...
Time for bed. I have to wake up tomorow morning....
mliaverage: Today my mother gave me a knitted jumper, exactly like the ones Ron and Harry wear in Harry Potter, it even had my initial on it. I pretended to be embarrassed, but I now know what I will be wearing to my friends party tonight. MLIA
I took my brother school shopping today
we got a shirt that we are going to share. I love my brother.
I want a chalkboard wall. XD
(via jeremystolethecupcakes) Carleton University has them down some of their hallways!
mliaverage: Today, I was working at the bookstore. I saw a girl moving all the Harry Potter books from the young adults section to the non-fiction section. Instead of kicking her out, I shouted “Petrificus Totalus!”. She stopped immediately and fell to the ground. I’m taking her to the movies tommorow. MLIA
mliaverage: Today, while watching a Harry Potter movie on TV, I was knitting a Hogwarts scarf. I put down the scarf for a moment, but right after I did, someone in the movie yelled out “get back to your knitting!” I feel like he was encouraging me to finish. I now won’t be able to sleep until I complete the scarf. MLIA.
I have two freckles on the rim of my eyelid right...
mliaverage: On the first day of school the power went out. Since there aren’t any windows in the room it was pitch black. The new kid, who hasn’t said one word yet, whispers “lumos” and opens his cell phone. Now he’s my #1 friend on facebook. MLIA.
mliaverage: Today, I spent my first night in my college dorm. My school was rated Number 1 Party School in the country this year. My roommate and I spent the night watching the Harry Potter Marathon on ABC Family in our room instead of creating social lives. MLIA. best party ever
mimisaurus:mliaverage: Today, I set up a voice password on my laptop. Now I can only get on it when I say “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” and log off when I say “Mischief managed”. MLIA BRB, DOING THIS NOW. how can I do this???
I was talking to my friends 'bout omegle today and
they asked what the demilovato69 thing was and I almost wet my pants laughing.
mliaverage: Today, my sister was being very pesky and continuously asking me questions. Thinking she wouldn’t hear me and out of exasperation I whispered, “Muffliato!”. She continued to move her mouth but she stopped talking to make me feel like a wizard. She and I are much closer now. MLIA.
mliaverage: Today, I was handing out paychecks at work and came across a girl with the last name Mcgonagall. I asked her how Dumbledore was and she said “dead”. MLIA.
mliaverage: Today, at church I caught eyes with my priest we then proceeded to have a staring contest, I won. He lost and stuck his tongue out at me. Needless to say I will be attending church next Sunday and for the rest of my life. MLIA
mliaverage: Today on the subway I was listening to rap music really loud because I was in a bad mood and wanted to drown out the background noise. This old lady next to me started bobbing her head to the beat of my music. Before her stop she gave me a high five. Coolest old lady ever. MLIA
mliaverage: Yesterday at school there was a new british kid. I started talking to him and he told me he transferred over from Hogwarts, then after a long pause, said he was kidding. I think he’s really from Hogwarts, but just covering it up. MLIA.
A friend of mine has "O Canada" in 5 different...
It is said by Rowling in her Website that...
monpetitsecret:samstutchy:fuckyeahfacts:(source) say whaaaaaa. well, makes sense :o Definitely works.
‘Mr Beeblebrox, sir,’ said the insect in awed wonder, ‘you’re so weird you...– Douglas Adams (via pockethazard) (via fuckyeahdouglasadams)
Well now I am going to get some food and go back...