I got my first filling today and my cheek is so...
If I ever become a mother I am going to call my...
mliaverage: Today in history, my teacher, out of nowhere, yelled “You break that and I will report you!” Everybody turned to the kid she was yelling at. He was holding a pen and looked very confused. MLIA
Steps I take to make myself go to bed.
1. Throw cell phone under my covers. 2. Take off my pants. 3. Try to get off tumblr. 4. Fail epically and stay up way too late.
I started reading Harry Potter in first grade. The...
mliaverage: Today, I walked into my dorm room and found my best friend dressed as Harry Potter. She also happened to be playing cubefeild. The noise of my entrance caused her to crash into a cube. She jumped to her feet and pointed at me yelling “Avada Kedavra!” she immedialty looked horified, crossed the room and took my hand, saying “I’m sorry, that was uncalled for.” I’m still not talking to...
Books are weapons in the war of ideas.
IF YOU DON'T LOVE HARRY POTTER, YOU CAN'T SIT WITH...
I have never gotten a tan.
My ADD feels so OUT OF CONTROLLLLLLL right now.
I need to get out of this house. Maybe I'll...
Ben is officially back in Philly. I really wish he...
I just heard Justin Bieber for the first time two weeks ago, and I genuinely...– daniel radcliffe (via sectumsempraa)
If you're not part of the solution you're part of...
My family was supposed to go out to dinner. I...
Am I allowed to send a cake in the mail?
Cats are fun and magical when you can't smell...
Cool word I just discovered: Strumpet
mliaverage: Today, my friend and I stuck lots of colored construction paper in an empty shredder. We then proceeded to have an epic confetti fight outside. MLIA
I went to my sister's company picnic today. (she...
niscera: It was the most socially awkward gathering I’ve ever been to. There was almost as much sunscreen as there was booze. Sounds like my kind of party being a ginger and all.
mliaverage: I took a survey for a week at my school to see what people believed more in: ghosts got 75 votes, UFOs got 53 votes… and weathermen got 7 votes. Everyday we are losing faith in our meteorologists. MLIA