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I would pour maple syrup all over that shit. …In a completely non-creepy way. XD

Well by coincidence I have some right here ;]
And oh, how handy, a list of Canadian sex acts
Old King Clancy
Reverse Rick Moranis
Montreal Meatpie
Saskatoon Totem Pole
Musty Goaltender
Sticky Flapjack
Squatting Eskimo
Five-Legged Caribou
Newfoundland Lobster Trap
Manitoba Milk Bag
Two-Handed Zamboni
Sneaky Snowplow
Full Mountie
Sloppy Dog Sled
Halifax Fudge Badger
Two Girls, One Stanley Cup
Brown Icicle
Frosty Mitten Job
Montreal Petting Zoo
Wet Ski Mask
Edmonton Soiler
Salty Prime Minister
One-Tusked Walrus
Northwest Passage
